ah yes if ur a texan u will agree this storyistrue

[Solidus]

--my grandma sent me this in a email today =) i love my family sometimes haha-- halarious shit and its entirely true-




A True Texas Girl!
>
>
>
> A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
>
> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little
>girl was.
>
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
>
> He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders
>mating.
>
> " Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>
> "They're mating," her father replied.
>
> "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
>
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
>

> "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>
> "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>
> The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
>stomped
>them flat.
>
> "Well, that might be OK in Massachusetts but we're not having
>any
>of
>that shit in Texas.

[Oil Of Olay / Xizor]

roffle good shit ^^

[Solidus]

i know ^^ tejas pwnz it all

[frobro2]

ROFFLE.....homophobia....

[Solidus]

yes... i really really really dont like gay ppl

[TehLeetVash]

*doesn't like teh queers here in MA*

[Zan]

lol why am I guessing you're not going to tell that to amanda lol..good shit tho

[Solidus]

what? amanda knows i dont like gay ppl

[Zan]

Isn't her brother gay though? *shrug*

[Solidus]

haha he is diffrent.. he is only kewl gay guy i know cause he dosent all try and push it over on me and he buys me food..

[Ellfrof]

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